There was once a god. Its name was Babuna.

 

It was the creator of everything. The Universe, the laws of physics, and the gods of all religions.

 

But Babuna was forgotten; Its followers now worshiping its creations.

 

That was, until the relic was found. 

 

The relic was a small, dried up, rotting, handheld gourd. But what set it apart from normal organic material, was that the relic never rotted away. It stayed in the same condition, and will, indefinitely.

 

Babuna decided this relic was to be placed in the grass of a small school, where it was found by some middle schoolers.

 

These middle schoolers, after discovering the relic, felt inclined to worship it. After a few days of doing so, they all knew Babuna's name through the powers of the relic.

 

The children became obsessed. All they could think about was their god. They got more impressionable children to join what they now called, "The Cult of Babuna".

 

And so the cult grew. And with the support and sacrifices of the children, Babuna grew more powerful. But what the children didn't know was that Babuna wasn't a loving god. Babuna was angry, and now that it had enough power, it was ready for its first attack on mankind, for it was not happy about being forgotten.

 

One foggy day in October, the dark harvest began. Babuna sent its hateful angels down to earth, but these angels were malformed. 

 

Babuna didn't have the same power that it used to, so it's angels looked more like 12 foot tall fetuses than the killing soldiers that Babuna had designed.

 

Despite this drawback, the angels killed as many as they could, (about 24,000 people in all), but these monsters were not intelligent enough to understand who was a worshiper of Babuna, and who was a non-believer, so the angels killed most of the members of The Cult of Babuna. The only few that survived, swore to never even think about Babuna, as to not give it more power.

 

And from Babuna’s angels, evolution followed. The angels were not fully developed and so had room to grow. They grew into 26 different branches of beautifly terrible creatures.